'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Jan 16, 2006 4:24:00 pm PST #623 of 10002

Ha! I didn't even think of that. They'd be The Jesses Martin. Or, would if you changed your name. Which for that, I would consider it.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2006 4:25:54 pm PST #624 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, what's your middle name? Lisa? Lakeisha? Lynette?

I'm off to krav in about an hour. Surly.


Jesse - Jan 16, 2006 4:26:30 pm PST #625 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

SO FUN! Jesse M and Jesse H.

Edit:

Jesse, what's your middle name? Lisa? Lakeisha? Lynette?

Oh, that could be arranged.

Is there some non-alien-mind-control explanation for the Gwyneth? WHY, GWYNNIE? WHY????!!!!???

I think she's pregnant, which is kind of the same thing?


amych - Jan 16, 2006 4:29:08 pm PST #626 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Last I checked, pregnancy causes belly and boobs, but not ruffles. (And if it does, I'm doubling up on birth control. Maybe tripling.)


msbelle - Jan 16, 2006 4:31:05 pm PST #627 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Coot off!


Cashmere - Jan 16, 2006 4:36:39 pm PST #628 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Last I checked, pregnancy causes belly and boobs, but not ruffles. (And if it does, I'm doubling up on birth control. Maybe tripling.)

Belly. Check.

Boobs. Check.

No ruffles. Thank god.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2006 4:36:54 pm PST #629 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, dear. Either he's colour blind, or just plain blind.


msbelle - Jan 16, 2006 4:37:10 pm PST #630 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ok, I think Josh D is drunk, and possibly so was Harrison Ford.


kat perez - Jan 16, 2006 4:39:51 pm PST #631 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Oh, Harold Perrineau is very unfortunate. And Jamie Pressley looks like she borrowed Joy's bedazzler and went crazy.


Jesse - Jan 16, 2006 4:42:12 pm PST #632 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ok, I think Josh D is drunk, and possibly so was Harrison Ford.

Ya think?