No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2005 8:49:33 pm PST #9314 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I tried most of the permutations. No dice. It may have expired.

Now to look and decide how much I really want it. My January-body prohibition doesn't count if I don't try it on first, right?


lori - Dec 04, 2005 8:52:04 pm PST #9315 of 10006

Ah well, cut it too close to the deadline. Good luck deciding, as I am off to bed.


Lee - Dec 04, 2005 8:55:54 pm PST #9316 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I can't see the coat.

(It just comes up blank on IE, and the Gap doesn't support Safari)

Sad now.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2005 8:58:52 pm PST #9317 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a princess seamed velvet blazer. I ordered it in black.


Lee - Dec 04, 2005 9:02:07 pm PST #9318 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sounds nice.

I wonder why the Gap hates me.


DavidS - Dec 04, 2005 9:02:56 pm PST #9319 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wonder why the Gap hates me.

Tep told me it was because you suck. But I don't know if she's a reliable source on this.


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2005 9:03:37 pm PST #9320 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I surf primarily in Opera, but I do keep Firefox around for those crappy mean sites.


Lee - Dec 04, 2005 9:05:17 pm PST #9321 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Tep needs to EAT IT. So does Hec.

I guess I should download Firefox, too.


Lee - Dec 04, 2005 9:13:55 pm PST #9322 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think the internets hate me, since now I can't get into Google either.


Cashmere - Dec 05, 2005 1:48:36 am PST #9323 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

there was a kerfuffle at the register and I helped the saleslady maintain caalm so she gave me her family and friends 20% discount on my already sale-priced and clearance stuff.

Allyson is good to have around in any kind of retail emercency.

Would this be a possible anecdote for The Kid Behind the Counter?