You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 12:13:39 pm PST #5390 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Vote on the world's worst sound.

(Not work-safe, unless you hate your coworkers that much.)


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:19:42 pm PST #5391 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does anyone know where I can get time on a laser cutter for free? I'd totally do something like this.


Jesse - Nov 18, 2005 12:20:54 pm PST #5392 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Try craigslist.


Kristen - Nov 18, 2005 12:20:56 pm PST #5393 of 10006

Oh dude. Let's take a road trip to Emeryville! I have people we can stay with!


DavidS - Nov 18, 2005 12:26:51 pm PST #5394 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:06 pm PST #5395 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.

It would seem safest to go there without them.


Cashmere - Nov 18, 2005 12:29:37 pm PST #5396 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm never taking my testicles to Wales now.

Wales is fun and beautiful. I'd take them, but I suggest keeping them in their original container.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2005 12:30:43 pm PST #5397 of 10006
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Well, it's not as if there are people there running around and cutting them off other guys...


Kristen - Nov 18, 2005 12:32:38 pm PST #5398 of 10006

That's SO a L&O:SVU episode.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:33:19 pm PST #5399 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can anyone give me a good reason to not buy my birthday/Christmas present to myself today?