No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:05:01 pm PST #4458 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.

You're brilliant! And pretty.

DJ, The other thing Perkins wants is me happy.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:07:19 pm PST #4459 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And what section of Amazon would I find "ita's happiness" in?


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:05 pm PST #4460 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Orlando Bloom"


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:15 pm PST #4461 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Honey, if only I knew.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:55 pm PST #4462 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since the Tim thing at the Expo. We were surrounded by people and I was not only the shortest person in the crowd, but the roundest. I was having all kinds of issues. And then I thought in my head, I thought, "TIM LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU TO THE TENTH POWER SO NYAH NYAH" and then I no longer had dumpy issues, but instead had craxy issues.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:11:25 pm PST #4463 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Seriously, Aimee....

I know the feeling, sweetheart. But it's usually wrong.


Atropa - Nov 15, 2005 2:13:08 pm PST #4464 of 10006
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since

But you're not dumpy! (And yes, I know, people telling you this doesn't make a bit of difference, but *still*.) Not. Dumpy. Pretty and charming and ferociously witty. With very good hair.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:15:09 pm PST #4465 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jilli said it better than I did.

See above re: my brain not working.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 15, 2005 2:22:16 pm PST #4466 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I've never actually seen Allyson, but she is not dumpy is pictures. So not dumpy in person-- plus she is my hero-- a secretary with pink hair!

is lustometer pronounced lust-O-meeter or Lustahmuhter?

Also, would like to thank you for the "No Scrubs" earworm that is now haunting me!


Kristen - Nov 15, 2005 2:25:11 pm PST #4467 of 10006

but the roundest.

I don't think we were at the same screenwriting convention.