Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2005 7:47:37 am PST #2566 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thanks, lori. That's 3:00 my time. I think there's a place where I can listen at 2:00, so I have flexibility in case I'm stuck working with my boss for part of the day.


§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:03:15 am PST #2567 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A sporting kiss.


Jars - Nov 09, 2005 8:06:49 am PST #2568 of 10006

Heh. There are certain rumours in Dublin regarding Colin Farrell's preferences. Or lack thereof.


§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:07:58 am PST #2569 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A lack of preferences goes in line with how I perceive his...how do you say it...charms?

t cue bon-disapproval


Jars - Nov 09, 2005 8:09:58 am PST #2570 of 10006

I think you misspelled 'sluttiness'.


§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:13:18 am PST #2571 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Some people wear slut better than others.

IJS.


bon bon - Nov 09, 2005 8:14:29 am PST #2572 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

cued

ita, that man is dirty.


§ ita § - Nov 09, 2005 8:16:27 am PST #2573 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::wriggles salaciously, fires up steaming shower::

I know!

There would have to be extra sudsing to get rid of the Maradona cooties.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 09, 2005 8:16:59 am PST #2574 of 10006
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Some people wear slut better than others.

After reading this, my mind keeps trying to come up with a baby seal joke, but it's not quite getting there.


bon bon - Nov 09, 2005 8:17:44 am PST #2575 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Honey, no shower cures whatever that man is carrying near his junk.