Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Oct 12, 2005 12:28:43 pm PDT #5599 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

shrift, be sure to report back.


Gudanov - Oct 12, 2005 12:30:26 pm PDT #5600 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

This sounds like an early reader mystery. "Shrift and the Case of the Frozen Soup Can"


Emily - Oct 12, 2005 12:33:37 pm PDT #5601 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Isn't it about time we ran away together and embarked on a life of crime?

Cause I could handle a life of crime right about how. Low-key crime, you understand. Having a beer and then driving in DC. Walking a dog at midnight while whistling in Montana. That sort of thing.


shrift - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:10 pm PDT #5602 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's gone! The soup is gone! I am left with nothing but unanswered questions. Who was that mysterious can freezer?

Emily, we could be the fearsome jaywalkers what jaywalk at noon.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:52:39 pm PDT #5603 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

shrift, maybe you should leave a note in the freezer.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:15 pm PDT #5604 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I vote that someone had a black eye and didn't have a frozen steak to put on it.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:53:52 pm PDT #5605 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The mere thought makes me cringe. Even a frozen steak is hard on a shiner.


amych - Oct 12, 2005 12:54:41 pm PDT #5606 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What works, frozen-food-wise? Peas?


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #5607 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bendy stuff. I'd go with peas, since they're small and don't have corners. You can only use a given package a few times before it becomes mush, though.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 1:00:03 pm PDT #5608 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's the office! How many supplies do you expect people to have? Gotta go with what's available.