It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 7:04:52 am PDT #1842 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

It was blue, right? Ah, "I'll take you there," One of the sexiest things I ever saw was Marlee Matlin dancing to that with William Hurt in "Children of a Lesser God" Still wondered about it in an Italian place, but maybe Marlee learned to dance to it.


Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2005 7:14:46 am PDT #1843 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I don't really have a restricted name zone, but I did make my sisters promise not to use Madeline. My husband doesn't like it, so it seems I won't get to ever use it either. He, of course, favors Shazam for any child he has, which I always answer with this: "That's a great name for a DOG."


Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 7:16:19 am PDT #1844 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Tom would like to name our never-to-born children Influenza and Plague.

that I find this incredibly amusing is a testament to our decision to not have children.


amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:17:42 am PDT #1845 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Influenza's equally-unlikely girl-twin to be named Cholera?


Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 7:18:54 am PDT #1846 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

He also finds Echinachia pretty.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 7:21:54 am PDT #1847 of 10001
What is even happening?

Gabriel
Ooh! Favorite name and an excellent first-last match!

It is, and it goes well with Emmett's name, too. I get disconcerted by families that have some kids with really trendy names and some kids with more traditional names.


Amy - Sep 09, 2005 7:22:35 am PDT #1848 of 10001
Because books.

I don't really have a restricted name zone

We couldn't do any names ending in an "ee" sound, because with our last name it's too singsong. Of course, I still have to deal with it, being an Amy.


amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:25:21 am PDT #1849 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I still have to deal with it, being an Amy.

This is one of the major reasons I didn't change my name.


Scrappy - Sep 09, 2005 7:28:12 am PDT #1850 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nora--hee. BF's chosen kids' names are Eucalyptus and Ocarina. Our children-never-to-be could be great friends and social outcasts together!


Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2005 7:28:57 am PDT #1851 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

We couldn't do any names ending in an "ee" sound

Well, both of our last names are vowel-heavy, so there is a lot of opportunity for illiteration. My initials are EAE and I have another girl name in mind for our fantasy child that would make her AEA -- I like the idea of how it balances out.