This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


DavidS - Dec 07, 2006 7:10:00 pm PST #4535 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ and Matilda and I were doing errands in the East Bay before collecting Emmett. So I decided to test drive my Spy Jazz mix (heading to Sean) and had JZ give her impressions of each song. She's a bit under exposed to sixties spy and caper films and had a tendency to cast them with 40s stars, but she got the idea.

"This song sounds like an ash blonde in a cat suit drinking a scotch and soda."

"In this song, David Niven is talking to Sophia Loren in a swank nightclub while they're being watched by international jewel thieves."

Then we got to the theme for Casino Royale (the sixties one - score by Bacharach).

JZ: "There's a certain kind of music that makes me feel kind of embarrased. This music is on the border."
Me: "Like an older person trying to be hip. Like a guy with a combover with long sideburns?"
JZ: "Yeah, sort of like that. Certain songs just make my skin crawl with embarassment."
Me: "Like Herb Alpert and the Tiajuana Brass? You don't really seem to get the groovy mod sixties."
JZ: "That's it. Grooviness embarrasses me. Like that song, 'Groovy Kind of Love'? It makes me cringe."
Me: "Does it help to know that song was written by two teenagers?"
JZ: "No."

I think I need to put that on her headstone: "Grooviness embarrasses me."


Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2006 4:23:10 am PST #4536 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think I need to put that on her headstone: "Grooviness embarrasses me."

Or "Grooviness is not my bag, baby."


JZ - Dec 08, 2006 6:39:27 am PST #4537 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Or "Grooviness is not my bag, baby."

Are you trying to kill me some more? Don't say the G word! Don't even type it!


Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2006 6:48:38 am PST #4538 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Don't say the G word! Don't even type it!

But...but...it's also Bruce Campbell's best line in EVIL DEAD II!! (ok, maybe second best compared to "Who's?!?!?! Laughing?!!?!? Now!??!??!? Hahahahahahahahayeargggghhhhh!!!!!")


DXMachina - Dec 08, 2006 7:00:48 am PST #4539 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Slow down, you're movin' too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.


JZ - Dec 08, 2006 7:03:25 am PST #4540 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

DX, I never miss an opportunity to see Paul Simon in concert live if I can afford it because so great is my love for him, but at every concert I'm paralyzed with fear that he'll decide to start singing the songs of his youth and he'll go all G-word on me with me in the middle of a huge crowd of people and no possible escape. If it ever happens, I might have a stroke.


IAmNotReallyASpring - Dec 08, 2006 7:06:12 am PST #4541 of 10003
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel

I need somebody groovy, Someone who's able to move me, yeah. Yeah


Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2006 7:09:59 am PST #4542 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sounds like JZ needs a re-grooving.

t /Firesign Theater ref


megan walker - Dec 08, 2006 7:10:35 am PST #4543 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Life would be ecstasy, you and me endlessly...










Groovin'...


Frankenbuddha - Dec 08, 2006 7:11:20 am PST #4544 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Brothers! Sisters! We don't need this fascist groove thing!