I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Apr 12, 2006 9:05:20 am PDT #2959 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That person who posted before Theodosia almost looked like Rio. But there was no beep! How can we know for sure whether it was her or a clever imposter?


Rio - Apr 12, 2006 9:50:00 am PDT #2960 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?

You should ask me something that only I would know.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2006 9:56:07 am PDT #2961 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Also...

RIO! Congrats on the move. All is well with that, I hope.


Rio - Apr 12, 2006 9:57:54 am PDT #2962 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It is crazy-velocitous.

Move went pretty smoothly. Now I'm looking for a job. It takes a depressingly long time to get to and from the city, but on the other hand we have an actual GRILL like at a DINER. I pretend I'm a short-order cook every day while making lunch.


Hayden - Apr 12, 2006 10:24:23 am PDT #2963 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

You should ask me something that only I would know.

If one poster-bot leaves the Midwest heading east at the speed of the Internet while continental drift brings the fuckos occupying a virtual message board into orbit of a cancelled tv show at the speed of ink drying, what time should I take a break and drink a coke?


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2006 10:42:51 am PDT #2964 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Math is hard!


Sue - Apr 12, 2006 1:41:05 pm PDT #2965 of 10003
hip deep in pie

It takes a depressingly long time to get to and from the city, but on the other hand we have an actual GRILL like at a DINER. I pretend I'm a short-order cook every day while making lunch.

OMG, I want to go to Rio's for grilled cheese sandwiches!


Rio - Apr 12, 2006 3:14:20 pm PDT #2966 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?

You're seriously all invited. Anytime. We have a guest bed.

Corwood: The answer is 12.


Jon B. - Apr 12, 2006 3:30:41 pm PDT #2967 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Rio! I was just in Brooklyn this past weekend playing at this show: [link]

It was great fun. One review is at the bottom of this page here: [link]

Could you email me with your new mailing address?


Hayden - Apr 12, 2006 6:46:57 pm PDT #2968 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Rio: You're right! It is you!