You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2006 5:40:43 am PST #2735 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This song is from McCarty’s Dead Dog's Eyeball: Songs of Daniel Johnston, a great tribute album to Johnston that Corwood was kind enough to send me.

And that I wrote about in LiTG. Speaking of which, I did consider including that Nicky Hopkins record and The Move in the book. Not Slade, but that was a lack of imagination on my part.

Also, I love "The Lottery Song" and that cover of it, and predict that all Buffistas will be whistling it by next week.

Excellent, DXM!


Sue - Mar 24, 2006 10:19:09 am PST #2736 of 10003
hip deep in pie

I am going to be away with no interbunny for the weekend, so the rest of my mix will go up early next week, if Gmail will behave.


Jon B. - Mar 24, 2006 1:24:40 pm PST #2737 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

it’s weird that nowadays they’re probably best known for "Merry Xmas, Everybody."

D'ya think? Come on Feel the Noise!


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2006 1:30:06 pm PST #2738 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

D'ya think? Come on Feel the Noise!

Yeah, but I'll bet a lot of folks think Quiet Riot wrote it. :)


Spidra Webster - Mar 25, 2006 8:12:22 am PST #2739 of 10003
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

RIP Buck Owens.

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DavidS - Mar 25, 2006 8:23:18 pm PST #2740 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bye, Buck. Who's gonna mow your lawn? Who's gonna twang the Tele?

Another splendid exemplar of the Village Voice school of music criticism:

Karen's crypto-candid lyrics, inevitable but not therefore unmoving day-after assessments, pile on the contradictions:


Hayden - Mar 25, 2006 9:44:39 pm PST #2741 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Allow me to be crypto-candid for a moment when I say that I, like many Americans, sometimes find myself.


Atropa - Mar 25, 2006 10:47:26 pm PST #2742 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

OMGoth! I just got back from the Sisters of Mercy show. Yes, all the reviews are true: the sound is crap, and the fog machines have been cranked into overdrive, so you can barely see the band. I don't care. I have finally seen SoM live.

Plus, thanks to a couple of happy coincidences, I was standing on the side of the stage when they started playing "Dominion/Mother Russia". No, I didn't get to meet them, but I was 10 feet away from them. Squeee!


bon bon - Mar 27, 2006 5:30:27 am PST #2743 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Allow me to be crypto-candid for a moment when I say that I, like many Americans, sometimes find myself.

This cracks my shit up. Also, David, as someone who feels completely intimidated by VV crypto-candid patois, I appreciate your mockery.

Crypto-candid, it turns out, works in lots of sentences. Try it yourself!


sumi - Mar 27, 2006 7:00:36 am PST #2744 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Nikki Sudden has died.