Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Mar 14, 2006 10:53:49 am PST #2604 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I think they're registered as a trio, which is part of the problem.


tina f. - Mar 14, 2006 11:01:48 am PST #2605 of 10003

that means he should have an extra wristband. IJS.

I love Jon's laser-beam like focus on the wristband.

What kind of dipshit would stand you up?

Aw, shucks. But seriously this guy had major dipshit issues that I missed upon our initial meeting. He actually admitted that the reason he didn't call or show up was because he was NAPPING. Can you not just lie and say your dog was sick or something? Why even bother calling the next day? And throwing in a "how about next weekend" on top of it? I mean.. what? I figure I should just be thankful that he saved me from what I'm sure would have been a miserable night.

ETA: I need to stop using "Aww, shucks" On message board-y type formats. It looks so sarcastic typed out - when what I mean is "That's sweet. Thanks."


DavidS - Mar 14, 2006 11:04:44 am PST #2606 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I like it when you type Aw Shucks.


tina f. - Mar 14, 2006 11:05:58 am PST #2607 of 10003

Well I shall continue then. Misinterpretations be damned!


Jon B. - Mar 14, 2006 11:19:05 am PST #2608 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I'm all about the wristband.

Hey -- bands at SXSW don't get paid; all they get is a wristband (and one laminate to share amongst all the band members). If Corwood isn't going to get to play, it'd be nice if he could at least get "paid" for all the time he put into this.


tina f. - Mar 14, 2006 11:23:11 am PST #2609 of 10003

Corwood isn't going to get to play, it'd be nice if he could at least get "paid" for all the time he put into this.

Totally agree.

and one laminate to share amongst all the band members

??!! WTF? Woe to the band member that loses the holy laminate.


Jon B. - Mar 14, 2006 7:59:22 pm PST #2610 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Attention David Smay! -- This just in from John Petkovic:

COBRA VERDE STARS ON "THE OC" THIS THURSDAY!!!

Hey Hey Hey ...

How's it going? I could tell you about all the action on Planet Cobra Verde... The hot new album we're working on... Or how our drummer Mark is homeless because a flood consumed his house... Or how an airport terror squad accused us of being terrorists...

But ultimately it would come back to this OTHER thing:

At 9 p.m. Thursday, March 16, we -- Cobra Verde -- will make our prime-time acting debut on "THE OC." You know, the Fox drama about happy-go-lucky rich people in Orange County. The OC folks have been down with the CV action and have been trying to get us to come out to their sprawling Manhattan Beach studios -- which, by the way, is in Manhattan Beach, which is NOT in Orange County....

At first, we figured they'd have us give back rubs to "The Hot Moms" on the show or play stunt men or something. Nope. Last month, we flew out there to not only play, but also act. DUDE, we're like playing a FOREIGNER TRIBUTE BAND. I can't give away too much, but I am "authorized" to reveal this:

The main guy, Seth, asks us to play the 18th birthday party of his buddy, Ben, who really loves Journey. Seth prefers Foreigner, so he asks us to play Foreigner tunes, instead -- like "Waiting for a Girl Like You." (Coming up ANY DAY on iTUNES!)

The OC folks even made posters to hang out The Bait Shop -- the club where everyone parties on the show. You can see it --- and some other pics Tim and I took -- on cobraverde.com or our myspace site, [link]

The pics tell only part of "the story." For two days, we went through enough '80 clothes to stock an A-Ha (or Killers AND Yeah Yeah Yeahs) video, from mesh shirts to trench coats to those weird, floppy '80 boots. The overriding theme behind our "look" was, "Foreigner, Ramones, New Wave, Rock 'n' Roll -- it's all good." I guess it is when it comes to '80s nostalgia.

Tim wore a zebra-striped sleeveless shirt. Frank was breezy in his mesh shirt. Mark felt like a flasher in his trench coat. Ed looked like a fisherman-turned-safety-patrol-guard in his yellow vest. I had a hard time breathing in my red dog collar.

Like I said, check out the sites: www.myspace.com/cobraverdemusic and, of course, cobraverde.com. The tunes -- uh, I mean, that slow-dance anthem, "Waiting for a Girl Like You" -- is going up on iTunes any day, too.

Starting Thursday, we're also going to have a diary about about the whole experience, featuring stuff like:
1. Our worst bands and songs list;
2. True Hollywood Story behind-the-scenes gossip;
3. Reviews of the junk food buffet on the set.

Until then, hope you are all well and thanks again for being who you are, wherever you are....

Yr pals...
John, Mark, Tim, Frank, Ed


Jon B. - Mar 15, 2006 2:14:26 am PST #2611 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Now THIS is an album cover.


joe boucher - Mar 15, 2006 4:58:10 am PST #2612 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Now THIS is an album cover.

There's intentionally funny/horrifying, and then there's unintentionally funny/horrifying. The cover kept me from paying full price, but when I saw it on sale my love of Duane Allman snapped me out of my cover-induced paralysis and I bought it. I think it was Duane's last session before he died. He's particularly good on the bonus track, "Funky Nassau," and the title track, which popped up on my ipod just as I got to work this morning.


Jon B. - Mar 15, 2006 5:49:36 am PST #2613 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

there's unintentionally funny/horrifying.

My eyes! My eyes!