It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Spidra Webster - Jan 04, 2006 5:44:52 am PST #1763 of 10003
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's right, buoy. You bettah run!

::puts on The Prairie Ramblers and queues up Stellio's Orchestre Martinique::


sumi - Jan 04, 2006 5:45:22 am PST #1764 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Sad news.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2006 5:52:51 am PST #1765 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sad news.

Holy shit, that's awful. I saw House of Freaks play live too. Who'd do that to a family?


tina f. - Jan 04, 2006 5:58:30 am PST #1766 of 10003

Holy shit, that's awful.

Jesus. That made me sick to my stomach. I've seen House of Freaks as well. That's so sad.


Hayden - Jan 04, 2006 6:00:56 am PST #1767 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Yeah, that's absolutely tragic.

All I can say about Dee Dee's rap career is that he's a better rapper than I. Which is like saying a quadruple amputee is a better swimmer than an anvil.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2006 6:55:19 am PST #1768 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Holy shit, that's awful.

Wow, that's just....no words. Does not compute.


Jon B. - Jan 04, 2006 8:57:50 am PST #1769 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I'm pretty sure I've been to the World of Mirth store the mother worked at. My friend Kelly lives in Carytown. I just cried a little.


Sean K - Jan 04, 2006 9:03:30 am PST #1770 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sad news.

Oh my god, that's horrible.


Sue - Jan 04, 2006 9:27:47 am PST #1771 of 10003
hip deep in pie

sumi - Jan 04, 2006 9:32:15 am PST #1772 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

I can't imagine coming to visit your friends and finding the house in flames and then everything else.