Hey! There's a dress allowance! I want a job like that.
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 11:36:45 am PDT #7047 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 11:37:52 am PDT #7048 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Television Exec needs personal assistant/masseuse
Also escort to events.
Kat - Aug 10, 2005 11:38:30 am PDT #7049 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita, if you got the job, I wonder if you could get paid extra for security too?
bon bon - Aug 10, 2005 11:38:38 am PDT #7050 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesus. Get a masseur to visit your office, for god's sake, and hire a real PA.
Kat - Aug 10, 2005 11:39:24 am PDT #7051 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
But then he'd be missing out on the escort!
DXMachina - Aug 10, 2005 11:40:53 am PDT #7052 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I read a little of the fanfic thing. I don't read fic, but it seems to me that if you don't like what she's doing, not sending her any money is the best way to handle it. Is her WIP that frelling good that people would pay to see it? Let the market take care of it.
Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2005 11:41:28 am PDT #7053 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Somebody make me get dressed so I can go get food for the public television people...and then remind me not to volunteer to drive in 5:00 traffic to bring food I won't even be able to enjoy.
Today has been wild. Last night I got a lead on a job. The job hasn't been posted, and the person who turned me onto it has an inside connection. Pays really well and sounds fairly exciting (actually it sounds really exciting), but not really serving the community, unless by "serving the community" you mean the community of rich local celebrities.
I also have 2 interviews tomorrow. One is with a non-profit that pays shit with long hours, but actually does good. I could be proud of going to work in the morning. The other doesn't pay really well either, but has better hours and I could continue volunteer work. The first is close to home the other is waaaaay out in north Dallas.
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 11:41:33 am PDT #7054 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wonder if you could get paid extra for security too?
I would demand it.
Hey, people want to give me money while I take a year off and try and establish myself as an escort/bodyguard?
bon bon - Aug 10, 2005 11:42:30 am PDT #7055 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
And what creepy guy calls a date an "escort"? I know that escort is a common term for a MALE companion for some married bluehair at the Support the Pigeons Ball, but "yeah, mom, I got a job as an escort/masseuse!"? Sign me the fuck up!
Kat - Aug 10, 2005 11:42:32 am PDT #7056 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Hey, people want to give me money while I take a year off and try and establish myself as an escort/bodyguard?
What should we paypal? The price of a Krav class?