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shrift - Aug 10, 2005 6:42:01 am PDT #6935 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Or maybe you got my Tuesday.

No, no, Tuesday was far worse. Tuesday was a full-out flustercuck HULK SMASH kind of day. I was at work until after 9.

Today is more of a normal 'other people screw up and it's my fault because I'm not psychic' day. Except for the part where my boss is on vacation and we just had a massive email migration. That isn't helping.

Dana - Aug 10, 2005 6:47:43 am PDT #6936 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Except for the part where my boss is on vacation

Your boss is on vacation AND your coworker is on vacation? No, wait, he's back today, isn't he?

My work people are driving me insane. Like, I want to shake them and make them speak comprehensible English.

Someone several cubes over has dismantled a FedEx box and taped it over his A/C vent. I sympathize, because it's fucking freezing in here, but isn't that just going to force more air out of other vents like mine?

Jesse - Aug 10, 2005 6:51:13 am PDT #6937 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, should I have a turkey sandwich or a beef patty for lunch?

§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 6:52:13 am PDT #6938 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's no question, Jesse. Curry goat or beef patty -- that's a question.

tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 6:52:32 am PDT #6939 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A beef patty all by itself?

Steph L. - Aug 10, 2005 6:52:49 am PDT #6940 of 10002

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So, should I have a turkey sandwich or a beef patty for lunch?

New thread, coming soon to a posting board near you: "What Should I Have for Lunch?"

Jesse - Aug 10, 2005 6:53:21 am PDT #6941 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

All of my options are deli-based, so no curry goat. The thing that's weird is that yesterday I was dying for the patty but was good and ate my from-home lunch instead, and now I think I might be feeling a turkey sandwich more, but that makes no sense.

Jesse - Aug 10, 2005 6:54:32 am PDT #6942 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jamaican beef patty, tommyrot -- it's meat in pastry. And then bread.

New thread, coming soon to a posting board near you: "What Should I Have for Lunch?"

You have NO IDEA how many times I've been about to propose that.

msbelle - Aug 10, 2005 6:55:05 am PDT #6943 of 10002

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

turkey sandwich on toast sounds yum. Today should be a BK day, but I brought lunch, so I am not sure.

tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 6:56:32 am PDT #6944 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jamaican beef patty, tommyrot -- it's meat in pastry. And then bread.

I don't think I've ever had one of those. So you should have that.

For me, today might be a KFC day.

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