Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Aug 09, 2005 7:12:58 pm PDT #6854 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That's no excuse for not posting!


billytea - Aug 09, 2005 7:21:18 pm PDT #6855 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ok, then thoughts on the following letter sent to a homemaker's advice column:

"How do you remove an awful smell out of your microwave? I found a dead starfish on the beach and brought it home. It was very wet and I thought placing it in the microwave for a few minutes would help. The starfish exploded on my second attempt to dry it."

The question is, should all starfish be required to carry a warning label, "DO NOT HEAT IN MICROWAVE"?


Kat - Aug 09, 2005 7:28:19 pm PDT #6856 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The warning labels would only be necessary in the litigious US.

Though now I'm wondering why it exploded? Is it because of the exoskeleton? like the shell on an egg if you microwave it?


Lee - Aug 09, 2005 7:31:13 pm PDT #6857 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maybe there should be warning stickers on people like that. " I am too stupid to operate simple kitchen appliances"


Pix - Aug 09, 2005 8:03:18 pm PDT #6858 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

So that's what a wildfire smells like.

Learn something new every day.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2005 8:06:33 pm PDT #6859 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Welcome to LA!

I could smell the Simi wildfires from Santa Monica. These events are shared. Luckily I can't smell this one. Which means it's not huge, hopefully. Or maybe it's just a wind thing.


Lee - Aug 09, 2005 8:06:37 pm PDT #6860 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just saw an ad for the new black Razr phone. Want.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2005 8:08:31 pm PDT #6861 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just saw an ad for the new black Razr phone. Want.

I was just playing with one of those today. She didn't even pretend she was going to keep the pictures I took, although I think they were spirited and artistic.


Lee - Aug 09, 2005 8:09:45 pm PDT #6862 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What did you take pictures of?


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2005 8:12:46 pm PDT #6863 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My foot, to remind her of me kicking her in the head, her flipping me the finger, another instructor flipping me the finger ... krav stuff, basically.