I am so much more likely to have sex with a guy I just met (just kidding, ma) than cuddle a bunch of strangers. Greg Grunberg needs to give me a hug, but that's about it.
Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2005 7:22:13 pm PDT #5872 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - Aug 04, 2005 7:24:55 pm PDT #5873 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Me, too. But I'm married, so I don't get much of either.
billytea - Aug 04, 2005 7:28:17 pm PDT #5874 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Me, too. But I'm married, so I don't get much of either.
But you're a mother now! Cuddles are a core competency!
Lee - Aug 04, 2005 7:29:18 pm PDT #5875 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Oh, god, this sounds like hell. Who volunteers for stuff like that? Worse yet, shells out $30????
You mean this isn't why you bought the cuddle lounge?
t Very confused.
Kristen - Aug 04, 2005 7:30:22 pm PDT #5876 of 10002
I think she's planning on hosting a few. It's how one pays for the cuddle lounge.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2005 7:32:27 pm PDT #5877 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I certainly won't be hugging for pay.
Y'all are welcome to come over, pay me, and cuddle with each other. Remember the rule about cleaning up after yourself though, and the one about hygiene.
Cass - Aug 04, 2005 7:33:05 pm PDT #5878 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Kid cuddles are a whole different thing.
I don't even like to talk to most strangers. They make me twitch and I want them out of my personal space.
billytea - Aug 04, 2005 7:35:06 pm PDT #5879 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Y'all are welcome to come over, pay me, and cuddle. Remember the rule about cleaning up after yourself though, and the one about hygiene.
Dear fluffy cuddly bunny ita, I have never needed to clean anything up after cuddling, whether through succumbing to uncontollable muscle spasms or losing control of my bodily functions. Am I doing it wrong?
Signed, Confused About Cuddling.
JenP - Aug 04, 2005 7:38:57 pm PDT #5880 of 10002
I just read the FAQ. The word cuddle has lost all meaning. Cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle. Nope. Nothing.
billytea - Aug 04, 2005 7:40:26 pm PDT #5881 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I just read the FAQ. The word cuddle has lost all meaning. Cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle. Nope. Nothing.
From my lecture yesterday, I found that 'swap' very quickly looks wrong when you repeat it over and over.