See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


EpicTangent - Aug 04, 2005 9:00:53 am PDT #5732 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Maybe embroider it on JackAssDave's forehead backwards so he can read it in mirrors.

Isn't he supposed to be on his way out? Wha happened?


Gudanov - Aug 04, 2005 9:00:54 am PDT #5733 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Gudanov smash!

Whatever are you talking about?


sarameg - Aug 04, 2005 9:01:19 am PDT #5734 of 10002

falls over, appalled at self


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2005 9:01:25 am PDT #5735 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita, should I do anything different for welty bruises?

You might try compressing as well as icing.


sarameg - Aug 04, 2005 9:01:57 am PDT #5736 of 10002

or maybe it's the sudafed


-t - Aug 04, 2005 9:03:54 am PDT #5737 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh my, how'd I get so high?

I need a job with more to do, clearly.


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2005 9:04:28 am PDT #5738 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus, what about pron, p0rn, pr0n, etc.?

2313, 2, 6


Volans - Aug 04, 2005 9:04:52 am PDT #5739 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Raq, did I ever link you to the Wombat Nookie site?

Yes indeed, and I bookmarked it, and subsequently took a shitload of grief from the DH.

Nutty: 96
Nilly: 96

In case anyone was having trouble keeping them straight.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 04, 2005 9:10:58 am PDT #5740 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Raq, did I ever link you to the Wombat Nookie site?

Is that anything like Muskrat Love?

Also, earwormed by Raq:

Wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat, wombat echidna, echidna


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2005 9:12:03 am PDT #5741 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In case anyone was having trouble keeping them straight.

In case.

Hokay. I'm not sure why the guy's employer's should pay child support in this case, but surely the defense of "should've used birth control when shagging a Roman Catholic seminarian" ... well, it seems unwise. There must be more.