OK, this is over the 360,000+ posts of Natters 1-36:
cat 35,978
dog 8873
monkey 7532
kitten 1187
puppy 1139
penguin 1112
panda 872
I haven't excluded stuff from taglines yet.
eta: camel = 1187, most of which were in the first 8 Natters.
Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?
Glory ,'Potential'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 04, 2005 8:28:21 am PDT #5709 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2005 8:31:44 am PDT #5710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm currently caught in an onslaught of ccing. I'm not sure if she's covering her ass or trying to make me look bad or what, but I can't shake the conviction that I look better in the exchange than she does.
Which just makes me paranoid.
But I'll be damned if I'm going to be the one that drops the massive cc list first.
Volans - Aug 04, 2005 8:42:52 am PDT #5711 of 10002
move out and draw fire
But I'll be damned if I'm going to be the one that drops the massive cc list first.
Your cc-fu is strong.
Wombat.
I have a Korean apothecary chest that has all my jewelry in it, except for the daily rings and earrings, which have their own box on top of the chest. I remember the general regions (upper left, necklaces, upper right earrings) but I still have to pretty much open every drawer when I am trying to find something.
Wombat.
And my actual valuable jewelry is hidden elsewhere. I hope.
Wombat. Wombat Wombat Wombat Wombat Wombat Wombat Wombat Wombat.
tommyrot - Aug 04, 2005 8:45:02 am PDT #5712 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
wombat 51
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2005 8:45:26 am PDT #5713 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't know if I can keep the cc up. I'm growing weaker and weaker...
I know, I'll let it go until after lunch.
tommyrot - Aug 04, 2005 8:47:37 am PDT #5714 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
porn = 3189
The number of porns really dropped off after Natter 17. However, there was a resurgance in Natter 33.
sarameg - Aug 04, 2005 8:48:25 am PDT #5715 of 10002
Silly Raq.
ION, I am getting progressively stupider as the day progresses. I can practically feel the thought processes sluggishly grinding away.
At this rate, I'm bound to forget something important.
Aims - Aug 04, 2005 8:49:39 am PDT #5716 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t starts chanting, waving signs
Bring Back The Porn! Bring Back The Porn! Bring Back The Porn!
tommyrot - Aug 04, 2005 8:51:12 am PDT #5717 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and Tom Scola has pointed out that the way I'm doing this will only count the first occurance of the word being searched for on each line. A line doesn't break until there's a carriage return. Hmmm... I knew there had to be more porn....
shrift - Aug 04, 2005 8:54:49 am PDT #5718 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Never mind. I don't want any advice. I'm just going to build a bomb shelter and live in there forever.
Is there room for me? I'm having that kind of week. Month. Year. Life? Yeah.
Bomb shelters get Sci-Fi Friday, right?
New Rodney tomorrow!