Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 1:24:38 pm PDT #5511 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have this book, and want to try it, but I haven't, in large part because I can't get past the feeling that it will taste like bongwater.

Ha! I'm now envisioning Green Stripe beer.


Jesse - Aug 03, 2005 1:24:57 pm PDT #5512 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I actually like pate more than I would have thought, so maybe potted meat that's NOT from the dollar store like the kind I saw most recently would be something I would like.


Lee - Aug 03, 2005 1:25:01 pm PDT #5513 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think I need to get these: [link]


Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2005 1:27:31 pm PDT #5514 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm suddenly craving vienna sausages.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 1:30:15 pm PDT #5515 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I haven't had Vienna sausages in forever, so I thought I'd google. I'm just not feeling it, although I have been off most sausages unless grilled to within an inch of their former lives. I don't know why that is. Maybe nitrites.


Ginger - Aug 03, 2005 1:36:17 pm PDT #5516 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Potted or deviled meat has an unfortunate paste-like texture and way too much salt. Like cheap bologna, it's a way to use up otherwise difficult-to-sell parts such as hearts and lights (lungs).

Thankfully, my father was a sardines-and-crackers person.


-t - Aug 03, 2005 1:36:45 pm PDT #5517 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The best part of Vienna sausages is the gelatin they're packed in. They're nice to have around for emergencies because you don't need a can opener to get to them, or utensils, or heat.


bon bon - Aug 03, 2005 1:42:35 pm PDT #5518 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Lack of Vienna sausage emergency?


-t - Aug 03, 2005 1:50:44 pm PDT #5519 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's probably when they are most effective.


DXMachina - Aug 03, 2005 1:59:18 pm PDT #5520 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

They just did the rock throwing story on the CBS Evening News. The story is even more ridiculous than what was reported by the AP. They made the little girl wear a home confinement thing on her ankle for a month. And the mayor of Fresno is frelling Alan Autry, who played Bubba on In the Heat of the Night.

Apparently, the police also called in helicopters to help subdue her. Maybe she's a potential.