What animals, Raq? Also, were there implements?
Why can't I not ask those questions? My god.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:30:54 am PDT #3710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:31:50 am PDT #3711 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
PLEASE DO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, Robin! I am jealous of your fancy lunch, and bet you look fab.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:32:46 am PDT #3712 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....
Scrappy - Jul 28, 2005 8:33:44 am PDT #3713 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Well, Jesse, I discovered some metallic dark orange nail polish I had forgotten I bought this morning so I know at least my toes look stylin'.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 8:34:39 am PDT #3714 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Dammit, I was going to not talk about bestiality anymore, but ita, there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....
Or the story about Led Zeppelin using a shark on a groupie for the same purpose.
Makes Marianne Faithful's Mars bar seem quaint by comparison...
Volans - Jul 28, 2005 8:35:53 am PDT #3715 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Whitefonted for ita:
Doberman. In the *brief* bit I saw, no implements.
I am jealous of the baby possum sighting.
Back to horse-sex.... Horses don't normally get interested in screwing human guys. (I've heard that aroused human women can get them going sometimes though). And you can't really, um, stimulate a horse. So I'm having trouble even figuring out how. Why? How?
It's a measure of how crappy my day got that this conversation is enjoyable.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:36:33 am PDT #3716 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
there's that urban legend about putting tuna up one's snatch.....
Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna? Dead, or alive? Does necrophilia trump bestiality? Is shagging a dead horse illegal? Well, outside those 20 strange states.
Dana - Jul 28, 2005 8:37:16 am PDT #3717 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
t gives up, leaves the internet
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:35 am PDT #3718 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Uhh .. tuna, or a tuna?
Canned tuna for the purposes of attracting a pet cat's attention.
... I cannot believe I am even having this conversation.
And yet, I CAN'T STOP. I think I need help.
juliana - Jul 28, 2005 8:38:43 am PDT #3719 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It is now time to break out the rugger song:
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.
Put your log in a dog, boys,
Put your log in a dog.
Because!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys,
Beastiality's best.
And so on, ad infinitum, until the beer runs out.