'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2005 7:58:25 pm PDT #6846 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Something bit me to pieces.

Lucky Something...

No! No! I meant MEAN something. Really. MEAN something.

Honest.


Cass - Aug 16, 2005 8:00:32 pm PDT #6847 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Ice! I forgot the ice packs. Thank you!

The heat is usually bad, I agree. I am just really allergic and though it isn't the best thing, some really hot water tends to numb out the nerves for a while. It seems to give the rest of the drugs a chance. Granted is Not a Good Thing, but I got horribly bitten by fleas a while back and flea bites are instantly swollen and then want to burst and to then get infected so I tried literally anything to keep from going mad. And to sometimes sleep, though that usually needed slightly stronger drugs applied.

I have my medicinal peas now. Ah, sweet blessed vegetal chills.

I meant MEAN something. Really. MEAN something.
If I am complaining, it's a mean something. You can put all your kittens on that.


billytea - Aug 16, 2005 8:24:16 pm PDT #6848 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I've just been looking up pick-up lines on the internet. Most of them are utterly atrocious of course. (I did like one, "Hi, I'm an amnesiac. Do I come here often?")

But I did find a couple of excellent ones from the movies.

Oh, now don't turn ordinary on me. I get tired of ordinary women, and I don't want to get tired of you.
Everything wrong with you I like.

And from the list of geek pick-up lines:

Tell me of this thing you humans call -- love.
If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.


Cass - Aug 16, 2005 8:27:41 pm PDT #6849 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

::resolves to remain single::


libkitty - Aug 16, 2005 8:35:24 pm PDT #6850 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Tell me of this thing you humans call -- love.

I'd avoid this one. But I'm completely single, so what do I know.


billytea - Aug 16, 2005 8:39:18 pm PDT #6851 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'd avoid this one. But I'm completely single, so what do I know.

So, wait, there are ones you wouldn't avoid?


sumi - Aug 16, 2005 8:40:18 pm PDT #6852 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Susan, I'm so sorry for your loss.


libkitty - Aug 16, 2005 8:44:47 pm PDT #6853 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

It's all a matter of degree, bt. Some of them were bad, but kinda cute.

Perhaps I should remind you about that single thing, though.


billytea - Aug 16, 2005 8:48:00 pm PDT #6854 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's all a matter of degree, bt. Some of them were bad, but kinda cute.

Ok, then allow me to add some more. Let's see you laugh these off:

"Do you sleep on your stomach? ...Would you mind if I did?"
"Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
"Hey, what are you doing next Saturday? I need a date for my wedding."
"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
"Do you have any Irish in you? ...Would you like to?"

Not that I would dream of using lines like that. Perfect gentleman, me.


libkitty - Aug 16, 2005 8:52:33 pm PDT #6855 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

And yet, I laugh. But I'm very, very sleepy, so all sorts of weird things could seem funny right now.

Everything wrong with you I like.

This could be sweet and wonderful, depending on context.