I got my mom and her new husband a Waterford picture frame for their wedding present--perfect for the couple that already has just about everything since they're combining two houses into one.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Jul 13, 2005 11:58:02 am PDT #9653 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 11:59:07 am PDT #9654 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Can we just stuff it down the bosom of your dress?
I might have to dive in and find some change.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 11:59:44 am PDT #9655 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Besides, maybe they're framing pictures of their prey -- a particularly tasty meal, perhaps.
But I would argue that not all vampires would do this, hence a picture frame is not always a good gift for a vampire.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 11:59:49 am PDT #9656 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....
DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 12:00:38 pm PDT #9657 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Suggestion to Vortex: leave Hec off the guest list....
She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 12:02:11 pm PDT #9658 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
She better cross ND off first if that's her criteria.
I figured that was a foregone conclusion.
Actually, perhaps *all* Buffistas should be barred from the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 12:03:37 pm PDT #9659 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the Vortex Nuptual Hootenanny.
Wouldn't that be more properly the Vortex Nuptual Hooternanny?
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 12:04:38 pm PDT #9660 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Heh. It would, indeed.
Aims - Jul 13, 2005 12:04:55 pm PDT #9661 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hootermammaries?
DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 12:06:04 pm PDT #9662 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hooter Nanny.
Hmmm.
Boob Caddy.