Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - May 22, 2005 5:03:28 pm PDT #580 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yes it is. You should come soon.


DavidS - May 22, 2005 5:14:55 pm PDT #581 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You should come soon.

And I'll give you the same tour that I give to the movie stars.


Topic!Cindy - May 22, 2005 5:19:00 pm PDT #582 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know, I know...that may have just lost my Bitch card, but, um, no thank you.
slips spare Vanilla Bitch Card into vw's back pocket


§ ita § - May 22, 2005 5:25:11 pm PDT #583 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Make sure it's not the same vanilla Bitch card Steph had. I think that one was broken.


Aims - May 22, 2005 5:25:33 pm PDT #584 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It could have been evil.


Lee - May 22, 2005 5:27:30 pm PDT #585 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Make sure it's not the same vanilla Bitch card Steph had. I think that one was broken.

Nah. Just bent.


Lilty Cash - May 22, 2005 5:32:54 pm PDT #586 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

So, um, I think I'm going to try to not smoke tommorrow. Or the day after that. And so on. I have three ciggies left, which I'll smoke tonight, then tommorrow put on one of these patch thingies I've got.

Thus, I apologize in advance for the cranky, incoherent Lilty to follow.


Steph L. - May 22, 2005 5:33:35 pm PDT #587 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Make sure it's not the same vanilla Bitch card Steph had. I think that one was broken.

Nah. Just bent.

Ahahahahaha!!! That's PERFECT!


Aims - May 22, 2005 5:35:57 pm PDT #588 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

New Bitch Must Read:

[link]

Toddson picked it up for me and it's wonderful.


DavidS - May 22, 2005 5:36:02 pm PDT #589 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, um, I think I'm going to try to not smoke tommorrow. Or the day after that. And so on. I have three ciggies left, which I'll smoke tonight, then tommorrow put on one of these patch thingies I've got.

Go Lilty! I want your lungs pretty in pink, instead of crusty and black like a marshmallow you put over a campfire.