No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gris - May 31, 2005 10:31:27 am PDT #1882 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Somebody should give me a thorough, accurate recap of what happened with Tom Cruise. I feel like I've missed a major pop culture moment.

I'm guessing it's the same thing as the first paragraph here, but, though hilarious, that doesn't actually tell me much.


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 10:39:54 am PDT #1883 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I have just confirmed that I wore one of the stolen pieces on Wednesday.

This is weirdly comforting; it means that our house was burglarized at most three days before we noticed it, rather than its standing unnoticed for weeks.


-t - May 31, 2005 10:43:51 am PDT #1884 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I didn't realize the second scenario was a possibility. take your comfort where you can, Betsy.

I am reminded of the time my parents went somewhere and left my sister staying at a friend's house. She popped back over to pick up something she'd forgotten at their place and was bewildered by the muddy footprints in the hallway and the missing VCR. Her first thought: "Why did Mom and Dad take the VCR with them?"


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 10:45:40 am PDT #1885 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

My working hypothesis is that the house was burgled by a Buffista who just couldn't bear the thought of our seeing Serenity.

It's okay, Buffista! You can put the jewelry back now! Alley alley in-come free!


Katerina Bee - May 31, 2005 10:46:55 am PDT #1886 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Oh, Betsy, how awful. At least nobody was hurt.


sj - May 31, 2005 10:56:28 am PDT #1887 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

gronk. Teacup Guy gave me his cold.


brenda m - May 31, 2005 10:57:29 am PDT #1888 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The teacup was a much better gift, IMHO.


Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 10:57:52 am PDT #1889 of 10001
What is even happening?

Xander (not Alexander, just Xander) pretty much came into being along with the show. Faith might have gotten a spike from the show, too.

Cynthia has gone way down hill. I blame Cindy Brady. And Yoko Ono.


Calli - May 31, 2005 11:00:15 am PDT #1890 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry about the break-in, Betsy. Not in the copping-to-being-a-feloniously-jealous-Buffista kinda way. But still, I'm sorry it happened.

sj, I'm glad Teacup Guy's a giver. But brenda's right. Maybe a matching saucer would have been better, togetherness or no.


-t - May 31, 2005 11:01:46 am PDT #1891 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Is the 5 month anniversary the "cold" anniversary?