It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Calli - May 26, 2005 8:02:46 am PDT #158 of 10453
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

"Chip and Dale" table with chairs.

Awwww. Chipmunk-themed furniture. Too cute.


amych - May 26, 2005 8:41:20 am PDT #159 of 10453
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Awwww. Chipmunk-themed furniture. Too cute.

You say that now. But then it starts singing.


Dana - May 26, 2005 11:40:43 am PDT #160 of 10453
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I'm so ashamed that I missed this one earlier:

It was then that the figure knocked Michael unconscious with a well-placed bunt of a gun’s butt to his temple.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 11:41:23 am PDT #161 of 10453
If I only had a brain...

And then the runner on base broke for third...


Sophia Brooks - May 26, 2005 11:56:45 am PDT #162 of 10453
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

bunt of a gun’s butt

Try saying that 3 times fast


Fay - May 26, 2005 7:14:42 pm PDT #163 of 10453
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Dana, I so look forward to these updates. They're priceless.

Do we know how old she is?


Strix - May 26, 2005 9:10:20 pm PDT #164 of 10453
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Giggling helplessly.

Hee.


Calli - May 27, 2005 4:15:47 am PDT #165 of 10453
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

well-placed bunt of a gun’s butt to his temple.

And then the runner on base broke for third...

See, my mind went to a cake place there, rather than sports. I wasn't sure how a cake related to a gun, but then I never knew guns had butts either.

Mmm, cake.


Dana - May 27, 2005 7:47:42 am PDT #166 of 10453
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Do we know how old she is?

She's married and has a career. I'd guess she's at least in her 30s.


Connie Neil - May 27, 2005 8:37:57 pm PDT #167 of 10453
brillig

Sometimes I wonder if I invest too much effort in fic. I'm trolling the internet for Bible Concordances for various theological points that I want to fling around in a crucial section of Nessuno. I just caught myself thinking, "I've got the New International translation handy, I should go to the other room and pull down the King James Version to compare these verses."

It's a fic, woman, it's not a sermon.