I just clipped my boss's fingernails.
ETA -- Oh, I originally read that as toenails, which competely freaked me out.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Narrator - May 02, 2005 9:09:11 am PDT #549 of 10001
The evil is this way?
msbelle - May 02, 2005 9:11:47 am PDT #550 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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Kate
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no way that is right.
I need lunch.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:18:39 am PDT #551 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Unless your boss currently has both arms in a cast, I'd say that's a definite sign.
Nope, no cast. She's just... a ridiculous human being. Oy.
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:19:33 am PDT #552 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
§ ita § - May 02, 2005 9:22:55 am PDT #553 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kate, that's off. Way off.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:23:41 am PDT #554 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
t starts checking out monster.com
Steph L. - May 02, 2005 9:24:48 am PDT #555 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Kate, unless your title is actually "[Boss]'s Bitch," there is NO way you should be performing basic personal-care for her. Ugh.
I mean, how did she even ask? "Hey, I need you to clip my fingernails,"?
DXMachina - May 02, 2005 9:25:02 am PDT #556 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I bet we could sue.
Or at least write a tell all book.
shrift - May 02, 2005 9:29:50 am PDT #557 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Not that I'm in a mood or anything.
I was in a horrible, terrible, no good mood. But after I ate, I no longer felt the need to smash things. I still think today could use a good smack to the head, but --
Uh oh. New company CEO has arrived. Must look industrious.
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:30:40 am PDT #558 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I was in a horrible, terrible, no good mood.
Maybe you should move to Australia.