"In world news today, a small, blonde English woman was caught screaming obscenities at the Sphynx. Something along the lines of "Riddle me this muthafucka! Riddle me the fuck this!!" were heard for a 2 mile radius. "
"To which observers said, 'She must have been dealing with Egyptian law.'"
	
 
		
		
I really want to hear you say "He can suck my fucking dick," Fay.
Also, how inutterably stupid!  I mean... not having a contractual obligation would cut both ways.  How can he not see that?  Oh, right, he's expecting you to roll over.  Hah!
	
 
		
		
Hey All.
{{{Gud}}}
Yay vw for easy-final!  Good luck in the job sitch.
Go Fay!  (Amazing the ridiculousness, but I have 
every
confidence you are up to the challenge represented by the presence of this moron).
ION, are there any Ministers of Kill the Stupid People around?  'Cause I need to call down some SERIOUSLY RIGHTEOUS WRATH on the entire Dell Computer "Customer Care" (my ass!) Department!
	
 
		
		
I'm expecting there to be a smoking hole in the ground where Fay's boss was standing.
vw, yay for the interview and easy exam.
	
 
		
		
Woo-hoo, rock the interview, vw!
	
 
		
		
{{{Gud}}}
Once again, go team vw bug.  Work ma~~~~~~~~~
Fay, it sounds like your boss is wearing an ass on his head right now, AINFG.
	
 
		
		
So, I turned in my creative writing portfolio this morning. Anyone want to see how it turned out? The fabulous Deena put it on my website for me.
	
 
		
		
"In world news today, a small, blonde English woman was caught screaming obscenities at the Sphynx. Something along the lines of "Riddle me this muthafucka! Riddle me the fuck this!!" was heard for a 2 mile radius. "
They could use the footage for anti pro-semitism campaigns.
	
 
		
		
You ever have a day where you feel invisible? I'm waiting on e-mails about freelance stuff, and I'm convinced that everything I type is in white font. People may be hesitant to contract with me again if I send them follow-up e-mails demanding that they reply to *my* e-mails the moment they get them.
Man, I've been edgy lately. Maybe I should become a pothead.
	
 
		
		
 Maybe I should become a pothead.
I had some friends who thought they turned invisible after smoking a lot of pot.