It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2005 2:43:19 pm PDT #5440 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Because certainly there are people out there who get suspicious-looking bruises for totally innocuous reasons.

Yeah, I am that person.

Last spring when I saw my OB/GYN (she's very good about asking about domestic violence even if I have no bruises), I had a series of small round bruises on my arms and torso. She said "That's a lot of bruises....but unless you have a partner who is poking you really hard with their finger, over and over, it doesn't look like an abuse pattern."

I said, "Worse -- they're from a weapon."

I had taken up fencing 3 months earlier, and let me tell you, round bruises galore. Especially when you're as slow as I am.


Anne W. - Apr 24, 2005 2:59:20 pm PDT #5441 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Gronklies. The house is packed (except for the few things that I will need over the next few days).

My brain is very, very, very fried.

{{{Nora}}} I'm sorry to hear about the stressy family stuff.


Lilty Cash - Apr 24, 2005 3:08:02 pm PDT #5442 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

People who have flown: Is there an end on the plane where you'd choose to sit over another? Back? Middle? (I'm a dork and booked all window seats because I want to see everything.)


Emily - Apr 24, 2005 3:08:55 pm PDT #5443 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh, I'm all over the window too, Lilty. Other than that, I couldn't really tell you.


Anne W. - Apr 24, 2005 3:10:43 pm PDT #5444 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I like to sit towards the front, since you don't get the claustro sardine-can effect when you're trying to get off the plane. Also, I like the window seat, since I can lean into the wall and get some space between me and the other passengers in my row.


Cashmere - Apr 24, 2005 3:11:00 pm PDT #5445 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

As much as I worry about Owen's bumps and bruises, our ped reassured me that you can tell the difference. And he'd be worried about a toddler learning to walk that didn't have a few marks--it shows that he's getting out there and trying and I'm not too overprotective or afraid to let him fall.


Lilty Cash - Apr 24, 2005 3:12:16 pm PDT #5446 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I can't wait to see what the ground looks like as you get further away from it. (I know the novelty will probably wear off, but whateva.)

Also, I'm hoping I don't get sick. I haven't gotten motion sickness since I was a little kid, but my mom says that if I got carsick then, I will get airsick now. I don't want to!


§ ita § - Apr 24, 2005 3:20:03 pm PDT #5447 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

my mom says that if I got carsick then, I will get airsick now

There's no direct link. My sister was terribly horribly carsick as a kid, and has never had a problem flying, even when she was wee.


Lilty Cash - Apr 24, 2005 3:21:31 pm PDT #5448 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Oh, good. I don't want to spend the time feeling like I'm going to yarf when I plan on having shiny new books to read. (Although sometimes I still have a hard time reading in the car. I'm fine on trains, though.)


Cashmere - Apr 24, 2005 3:22:37 pm PDT #5449 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

There's no direct link. My sister was terribly horribly carsick as a kid, and has never had a problem flying, even when she was wee.

Yup. I couldn't get in a car without booting as a kid. I've NEVER gotten airsick. Well, except for on my way to London once, but I'm blaming the salmon on the in-flight meal. Or the 5 Jack & cokes.