Oh, get off.
Come, now.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 8:13:19 am PST #496 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:18:13 am PST #497 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Come, now.
Yes, the amount of wanking one has to do to toss off these puns is amazing.
Aims - Mar 31, 2005 8:24:31 am PST #498 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Did she get a lollipop?
Nope, just the fuzzy end.
hee.
You're all whack jobs.
Glamcookie - Mar 31, 2005 8:29:41 am PST #499 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
You all deserve a spanking. Monkeys.
Amy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:03 am PST #500 of 10001
Because books.
You're all whack jobs.
Snerk. Continue punning, all. It's making me giggle.
t /ten-year-old
Topic!Cindy - Mar 31, 2005 8:30:09 am PST #501 of 10001
What is even happening?
I hate monkeys.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:32:57 am PST #502 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I hate monkeys.
AHA!! Proof that there is no Cindy - she was the-were-monkey-formerly-known-as-Gus all along.
Ginger - Mar 31, 2005 8:34:16 am PST #503 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:35:09 am PST #504 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Inevitably, it comes to a monkey climax.
That's what is known in the industry as "the monkey shot".
StuntHusband - Mar 31, 2005 8:38:02 am PST #505 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
sits in a corner, crying from all the punning