Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2005 3:20:48 pm PDT #3269 of 10001
I can't even.

::pause for breath::

What Teppy said, without the self-cannabalization kink.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:21:10 pm PDT #3270 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sean, just flash them.

Hey!

Come on, man -- whip it out for Satan!


Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 3:22:22 pm PDT #3271 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Come on, man -- whip it out for Satan!

Well, you put it that way....


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:24:08 pm PDT #3272 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?

Whip It Out For Satan


JohnSweden - Apr 13, 2005 3:25:32 pm PDT #3273 of 10001
I can't even.

That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?

Whip It Out For Satan

I think even in Jesusland, a t-shirt like that would mean one would see a lot of dick.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 3:26:10 pm PDT #3274 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whip It Out For Satan

...and then I imagine Satan with a hellfork grilling a rack of johnsons over the pit.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 3:27:20 pm PDT #3275 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That really belongs on a t-shirt, doesn't it?

I think you misspelled "pair of boxer shorts."


Atropa - Apr 13, 2005 3:28:52 pm PDT #3276 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whip It Out For Satan

I call dibs on this for a band name.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:29:14 pm PDT #3277 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think you misspelled "pair of boxer shorts."

What's that I hear? Why, it's CafePress, making new boxers....

I call dibs on this for a band name.

Okay, but I get a shout-out in the liner notes.


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 3:29:20 pm PDT #3278 of 10001
brillig

While we're on the subject, when did the term "John Thomas" come into vogue as a euphemism for a penis?