Skinny dipping with the dog is the part that kills me.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Apr 28, 2005 12:28:27 pm PDT #9863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
shrift - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:01 pm PDT #9864 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Pergunta: is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?
§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:30:56 pm PDT #9865 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yes, shrift.
tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:04 pm PDT #9866 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
is there a presidential news conference newly scheduled for tonight at 8:30 Eastern?
Yes. In which the president will blame high gas prices on radical environmentalists.
Or so I've heard.
Kathy A - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:25 pm PDT #9867 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Yep. I'll be tuning in to watch the national media roll over and bark whenever Bush tells them to.
brenda m - Apr 28, 2005 12:31:26 pm PDT #9868 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix? Grrrr.
Gudanov - Apr 28, 2005 12:34:22 pm PDT #9869 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Wait - is that going to affect my reality tv fix?
Well, the press conference is certainly not going to be reality tv.
shrift - Apr 28, 2005 12:36:49 pm PDT #9870 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Hmph. Well. That will most likely delay CSI, huh? Which means I can stay at work a little longer and oh GOD I can't believe I just typed that.
§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 12:39:46 pm PDT #9871 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift, I read somewhere that tonight is gearing up for sweeps, and networks weren't sure if they were going to air the conference.
No idea where I ... right ... IMDB:
President Bush's decision to hold a news conference at 8:30 p.m. tonight (Thursday) throws a monkey wrench into the networks' machinery as they gear up for the first night of the May sweeps. The news conference would come: halfway through the scheduled one-hour edition of CBS's Survivor: Palau and would likely run into CSI: Crime Scene Investigation; during NBC's Will & Grace, which was to have featured guest appearances by Alan Arkin, Debbie Reynolds and Lee Majors -- and probably into The Apprentice at 9:00 p.m.; after the first half hour of ABC's movie, Sweet Home Alabama; and halfway through Fox's The O.C. By midmorning today, only Fox had committed to airing the news conference live.
lori - Apr 28, 2005 12:52:23 pm PDT #9872 of 10001
Yay for middle names, and yay for family Burrell all safely at home. Welcome Isaac James Monkeypants!