Who is dressing Gwyneth? And if it's herself, isn't it time she got someone to do it for her? How many years in a row is this now?
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Emily - Feb 27, 2005 3:29:39 pm PST #1814 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:08 pm PST #1815 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Gwyneth's bodices never fit right. [link]
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§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:10 pm PST #1816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think Renee's dress is the most at jeopardy from trampling.
You should only wear dresses like that if you have Queen Latifah-esque boobs to hold it up in an emergency. There could be a stampede, and what then?
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:49 pm PST #1817 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
It would still be held up by industrial-strength stickum, is my bet.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:30:54 pm PST #1818 of 10002
Yeah, the cut did not highlight her(Penelope's) fab shape.
Kat - Feb 27, 2005 3:32:02 pm PST #1819 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
How can Gwenyth have quadroboob AND no cleavage.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:05 pm PST #1820 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, DON'T USE THE HOBBIT MUSIC unless you're treating me to Middle Earth.
JenP - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:12 pm PST #1821 of 10002
Is that Dustin narrating?
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:33:18 pm PST #1822 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Did that intro just check Buzz Lightyear and Woody as lovers?
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 3:34:00 pm PST #1823 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Drug joke! They showed a drug joke CLIP!