No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Volans - Jun 29, 2006 9:11:13 am PDT #7589 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Wow, this exercise brings out the snark in me. I'm so very sorry.

To Serve Man
Toque-gether in Murder
Blood Sausage
Hot Passion, Cold Murder, and a Warm Chocolate Cake
Kiss Me Kill Me Carve Me Serve Me
Love in the Walk-in Freezer
Toad-in-the-Hole

Hot
Death a la Carte
Murder on the Menu
A Passion for Murder
Love and Murder in Manhattan (okay, so this is an outline, not a title)
Chef d'Affaires
Cake and Dagger


Amy - Jun 29, 2006 9:17:58 am PDT #7590 of 10001
Because books.

Toad-in-the-Hole

Bwah!

Cake and Dagger

I kind of like this. I wonder if there's some way to play with it. Hmmm.

Hec mentioned "Taste Me" on LJ, and I'm also wondering if I can do something with the word "taste".


Dana - Jun 29, 2006 9:23:48 am PDT #7591 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

A Taste for Murder
Taste Test

(I really suck at titles, obviously, but I'm throwing stuff out there for the purposes of brain fodder.)


erikaj - Jun 29, 2006 9:27:24 am PDT #7592 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

A Taste in Her Mouth(ok, maybe too porny) There is a cake called Death by Chocolate, iirc.


Volans - Jun 29, 2006 9:30:08 am PDT #7593 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Love Tastes Like Murder

OK, it doesn't make any sense, but folding 3 concepts into a title is hard.


erikaj - Jun 29, 2006 9:31:55 am PDT #7594 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

A Kiss That Tastes Of Death(Whoops, my noiris showing)


Fay - Jun 29, 2006 9:33:39 am PDT #7595 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

How about a play on The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover?

Or Murder, With A Side of Sauce, or, heh, Death: It's What's For Dinner.


sj - Jun 29, 2006 9:33:57 am PDT #7596 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Love with a Slice of Murder.


ChiKat - Jun 29, 2006 9:34:18 am PDT #7597 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

As a side note, I saw a t-shirt yesterday that said "Meat is Murder. Tasty, tasty murder."

Cracked me up.


sj - Jun 29, 2006 9:40:03 am PDT #7598 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Delicious and Deadly.