Martha once ordered that surplus baby chicks be placed in a gunny sack and run over with a car.
Damn. Martha was nobody's bitch in prison.
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Mar 23, 2005 10:13:56 am PST #8861 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Kate P. - Mar 23, 2005 10:15:55 am PST #8862 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I'd fail the abduction test. Or maybe that's in my past. I haven't gotten into a stranger's car in years.
I think I might fail the test, too. At least, I trust myself to evaluate these kinds of situations on a case-by-case basis, and I have willingly gotten into strangers' cars before and suffered no harm. (Not that I think my judgment is infallible, just... I've been lucky so far.) I also pick up hitchhikers sometimes.
Almare - Mar 23, 2005 10:18:27 am PST #8863 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
big eye'd
Martha had them kill the baby chicks? And they did it? Like evil mindless drones?
I want minions like that! (Except, you know, ones without the chick issues)
askye - Mar 23, 2005 10:21:15 am PST #8864 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Mom had a much simpler, possibly more humane way of dealing with my parakeet that wouldn't die. That bird and captian jack the fish had a lot in common.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 10:23:32 am PST #8865 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hey guys, back from the zoo with a few pictures. [link]
It's funny, Kara doesn't *look* like Pure Concentrated Mayhem.
Also, I want Cashmere's hair.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2005 10:23:33 am PST #8866 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
aw, foamy buffistas and cutie pie sprog!
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2005 10:24:08 am PST #8867 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dude, Deena, those are some cute kids.
Lyra Jane - Mar 23, 2005 10:24:16 am PST #8868 of 10001
Up with the sun
My passport and SS card are together in a bag in my house. I suppose they *could* be stolen, but I can't imagine anyone who wasn't me would look in there. I've never recovered my birth certificate from my parents' house.
I wouldn't get into a stranger's car, but it's hard for me to say that definitely without knowing exactly what happened in the thing you're talking about.
brenda m - Mar 23, 2005 10:25:57 am PST #8869 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Aw. Aidan has the same wispy white hair my brother did at that age.
DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 10:27:22 am PST #8870 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, I want Cashmere's hair.
She's a babe. Also, holding a babe, but that's the other kind.