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Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'

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Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 8:31:08 am PST #7190 of 10002

Coding and Sleeping

I want a pretty boy to send me pretty flowers and tell me I'm pretty. I believe the hype.

Well, I'm not pretty, but I've seen pictures and you are pretty and funny and a lot of fun to have around here. I didn't send any flowers though, my wife probably wouldn't approve.

beth b - Feb 14, 2005 8:32:04 am PST #7191 of 10002

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

the hostess sort of pulled me aside and said, "you know, hon, he really should've done a better job of planning." Umm, hello? Entire universe not about stupid couple-behavior guilt?

Did You talk to the manager? It is not the hostesses job to scold you. Ever. or make assumptions.

§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 8:33:30 am PST #7192 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No not this year, couple years ago.

::weeps::

Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:33:48 am PST #7193 of 10002

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Awww, thanks, Gud.

sarameg - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:12 am PST #7194 of 10002

Every year, I get a Djibouti Day card from a friend. Cracks me up every time.

Scrappy - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:16 am PST #7195 of 10002

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I want a pretty boy to send me pretty flowers and tell me I'm pretty.

Hell, who needs V-Day? Those years when I was single in my 30s, I wanted this ALL THE TIME.

Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:30 am PST #7196 of 10002

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hey grammar-types: Did any of you see the Chicago Tribune Magazine article on grammar this weekend? Worth a quick read.

Steph L. - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:55 am PST #7197 of 10002

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Dear Buffistas:

Hearts are red,
veins are blue,
I choo-choo-choose
all of you.

XOXOXOXOXO,
Teppy

t apologies to the Simpsons, particularly Ralph Wiggum

erikaj - Feb 14, 2005 8:35:03 am PST #7198 of 10002

"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. Allyson,I'm not sure if this will help, but whenever I feel like a loser about not having an SO thinking it's cause I'm hideous or my personality sucks, I always think of you. Because I think "Allyson is smart and a babe. Feisty, too And she doesn't have one...maybe it's not easy." And ita hasn't found the right man to kick her in the head yet.

Vortex - Feb 14, 2005 8:35:26 am PST #7199 of 10002

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Every year, I get a Djibouti Day card from a friend. Cracks me up every time.

Well, it's Djibouti.

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