Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Narrator - Jan 20, 2005 1:59:58 pm PST #8753 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Right ... distract her with talk of the show. And Mexican wrestlers. She'll never suspect that the ferrets are mounting a sneak attack.


JohnSweden - Jan 20, 2005 2:04:37 pm PST #8754 of 10002
I can't even.

She'll never suspect that the ferrets are mounting a sneak attack.

Oh sure, talk about ferrets mounting, that's conducive to the completion of the mission. What did I say? There they go. Might as well stand down people, this could take a ... Um. Correction, we are good to go.

Man, those little f@#kers are fast!


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 2:06:29 pm PST #8755 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Or was that DeKnight?

Yeah, that was good ol' Steve.


P.M. Marc - Jan 20, 2005 2:08:40 pm PST #8756 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, that was good ol' Steve.

Bell is, however, responsible for the zombie lawyers.


Narrator - Jan 20, 2005 2:10:33 pm PST #8757 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Bell is, however, responsible for the zombie lawyers.

I always thought law school and the bar exam caused that.


DavidS - Jan 20, 2005 2:13:40 pm PST #8758 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Speaking of Lucha Libre, I think I found Princess Tickybox's special birthday present:

The Castle of the Mummies of Guanojuato
1976 – 90 minutes – Color
Masked Mexican wrestling greats Superzan, Blue Angel & Tinieblas battle the evil Dr. Dallier and his menacing army of murderous dwarfs and killer mummies, and along they way they stop at a burlesque show for a sing along as well as some hot interaction with some lovely ladies. It’s James Bond meets Boris Karloff meets Mr. Wrestling No. 2 all in one!


Alibelle - Jan 20, 2005 2:15:49 pm PST #8759 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

There was a sad lack of Mexican wrestlers, though.

Not sad.


Jesse - Jan 20, 2005 2:16:12 pm PST #8760 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do love those craxy knit masks. I'm really hoping someone (coughmsbelle'sbrother) knits one as a gift for someone I know (coughmsbelle) before this winter is up.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 2:18:14 pm PST #8761 of 10002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

and along they way they stop at a burlesque show for a sing along as well as some hot interaction with some lovely ladies.

Okay, it's this bit that makes it truly brilliant.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2005 3:04:35 pm PST #8762 of 10002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

And apparently I killed Natter. So I will try to revive it with some O.C. natter: is Alex *really* supposed to be 17? And she's all running a club and shit? This is way too 90210 for this show.