So, I went to put out some trash, and accidentally bought some doritos.
If this ever happened to me, I would put out the trash more often.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jan 07, 2005 10:23:33 am PST #3961 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 10:24:03 am PST #3962 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It would put me right off Doritos, let me tell you.
DXMachina - Jan 07, 2005 10:24:16 am PST #3963 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Happy Birthday to Pops Miracleborn!!!
sarameg - Jan 07, 2005 10:24:27 am PST #3964 of 10002
Stuff like that never happens when I take my trash out.
Sue - Jan 07, 2005 10:24:33 am PST #3965 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Happy Birthday Miracleman!!!
Jesse - Jan 07, 2005 10:25:54 am PST #3966 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's the one good thing about having to bring trash all the way outside: I already have shoes and a coat on, so I might as well go to the deli.
Ginger - Jan 07, 2005 10:27:00 am PST #3967 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Somehow my street is sadly lacking in itinerant Doritos vendors when I take my trash out.
Miracleman - Jan 07, 2005 10:28:05 am PST #3968 of 10002
I can do this all day
Aw, you guys...
Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 10:28:42 am PST #3969 of 10002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
JULIANA:
I think I like Modest Mouse.
I really wanted to like them. I even bought their CD (anyone want it? Free to good home).
If you're serious, then yes, I'd love it.
I have oatmeal every morning, and, in fact, the Quaker Oat commercials are correct about oats' cholesterol-lowering abilities: in only 4 months, my cholesterol came down 9%, and the *only* lifestyle change I made was eating oatmeal every morning.
I think the Quaker Oat people should hire me for their next commercial.
Tom Scola - Jan 07, 2005 10:28:48 am PST #3970 of 10002
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
Happy Birthday MM!!