Leaky mattress is no longer in my bedroom. At 7pm friend was still a no show and I spent 45 minutes moving it into the laundry room myself. Patience is definitely not one of my virtues. As soon as I got it completely in the laundry room, I went slasher-flick on it with a knife, only to discover the floor doesn't tilt towards the drain like it's supposed to. Oops. Laundry room is now water-logged, but the mattress is now over the drain. Hopefully I'll be able to haul it out to the garbage tomorrow. I discovered the wooden frame got wet from the leakage and decided I should wait for it to dry out before I make it support weight, so no setting up the new mattress tonight.

Now drinking a 7&7 because I feel I deserve it after the last 23 hours.

"The king stay the king." Huh, Gus?

Now drinking a 7&7 because I feel I deserve it after the last 23 hours.

t Hands Kalshane another.

Hell, have two. What a PITA. And one of the reasons I haven't had a waterbed in 20 years.

Eeep! I broke Gus. Sorry, gals.

Klashane is a mattress-slashing boozer to the core! Buffistas material, if I ever saw any.

(I kid, Kalshane, because of the lurve.)

I got my iPod working! Music can now go from internet to computer to iPod to ears to brain!

Of course, right now, that's just one song. And I'm now thinking I need to buy a bigger hard drive for my computer, since I currently have more space on my iPod than on my hard drive. And I'm thinking I need to get one of those plastic iPod protector thingies, because I've already managed to scratch the front a little bit.

sara, that's a damn cute nephew.

I wanna see a picture of Jesse's LL Cool J Pop. And go Homer, with the friendly.

I've been sitting here with soggy feet in my office until now, waiting for a backup DVD to finish burning and huzzah, it's finally done! I can brave the rain and floods and go home.

"The king stay the king." Huh, Gus?

...until the Queen shows up with a summons. Life has always been like that.

t meanwhile, stagggers around in a SailAweigh-induced haze, looking for answers

Thanks, Sail. This mattress lasted 15 years, which is a good run. The end was just really messy. But between buying a whole new bed and getting used to it or just getting a new waterbed mattress, I had to go with the latter.

Hey, who would take offense at being called Buffistas material, Gus? People that aren't right, that's who.

This mattress lasted 15 years, which is a good run. The end was just really messy.

It sounds like my marriage.

Damn, all the Gus smoochage, and none for me.

I am listening to the Chacago soundtrack on my iPod, AIFG!

(Every post containing the word "iPod" from now on is likely to also contain the "AIFG", I'm afraid.)

I also finished another humor piece--woot!