You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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§ ita § - Oct 06, 2005 8:35:44 am PDT #4778 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

iLube.


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2005 8:36:14 am PDT #4779 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

iButtplug.


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2005 8:36:50 am PDT #4780 of 10003
That which does not kill you should RUN

iButler


Jessica - Oct 06, 2005 8:37:20 am PDT #4781 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

iVibe.

Is that like the iBrator?


Sean K - Oct 06, 2005 8:45:30 am PDT #4782 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

iPoke


tommyrot - Oct 06, 2005 8:48:07 am PDT #4783 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

iSpank.


NoiseDesign - Oct 06, 2005 9:04:05 am PDT #4784 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

iPenetrate


Jon B. - Oct 06, 2005 9:04:58 am PDT #4785 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

iFuck

what?


Dana - Oct 06, 2005 9:05:01 am PDT #4786 of 10003
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

uFreaks.


Sean K - Oct 06, 2005 9:09:41 am PDT #4787 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

iFuck

what?

You do it in the EYE!?!?!?!?!?

Sicko-perv.