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Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'

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The Partyman - Dec 22, 2004 12:25:52 pm PST #3944 of 10000

[insert something funny here]

Better get that visa now, while the department of homeland security is all confused. Buncha bastards, are they.

Indeed.

I wish I could have taken Allyson with me to my Fateful Meeting today. She could have sat opposite the EvilUberBoss and snarked him to death... and I would have left with a promotion.

Allyson - Dec 22, 2004 12:27:05 pm PST #3945 of 10000

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think I've lost my snark powers.

§ ita § - Dec 22, 2004 12:28:31 pm PST #3946 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, no! Quick, someone act like a moron, stat!

Lee - Dec 22, 2004 12:29:37 pm PST #3947 of 10000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I love the work Minear did on Buffy. How about you guiys?

Allyson - Dec 22, 2004 12:29:54 pm PST #3948 of 10000

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously, I haven't had a good snark moment since, like, Friday. And that was the first in awhile.

Jars - Dec 22, 2004 12:30:31 pm PST #3949 of 10000

Meep! Allyson, I appear to have yoinked your tag-line quote. Please bear with me while I come up with something equally festive.

Kristen - Dec 22, 2004 12:35:44 pm PST #3950 of 10000

I think I've lost my snark powers.

My tagline would suggest otherwise.

Allyson - Dec 22, 2004 12:37:50 pm PST #3951 of 10000

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

HA!

That snark should have won a golden globe. Tim was going on and on about how great Serenity is, and I said, "I'm sure your friend made a nice movie."

In my best "That's nice, dear" tone.

The Partyman - Dec 22, 2004 12:38:10 pm PST #3952 of 10000

[insert something funny here]

I think I've lost my snark powers.

That sucks. And right before Christmas too.

Kristen - Dec 22, 2004 12:41:20 pm PST #3953 of 10000

It's my favorite snarky Allyson-ism ever.

Or at least until next week.

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