Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Quotable Buffy 3: The Softer Side of Eating Babies in Istanbul
Sometimes you just can't let those lines hang there in the air. Joss and his writers are too clever for their own good. Here's the place to let the rest of the world see why, and to vote on which one is the best.