Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


LotR - The Two Towers: "Dude, Where's my Precious?"  

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness... Hey, what the... Where'd it go? It was here a minute ago... Stupid hobbits..."

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.