Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Smallville 1: Clex!  

[NAFDA] Somebody saaaaave meeeee! The further adventures of an alien boy and his Lex. We see the slash. Don't you?