Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Smallville 1: Clex!  

[NAFDA] Somebody saaaaave meeeee! The further adventures of an alien boy and his Lex. We see the slash. Don't you?